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October 9th, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Matthew 12
| 1 | At that season Jesus went on the sabbath day through the grainfields; and his disciples were hungry and began to pluck ears and to eat. |
| 2 | But the Pharisees, when they saw it, said unto him, Behold, thy disciples do that which it is not lawful to do upon the sabbath. |
| 3 | But he said unto them, Have ye not read what David did, when he was hungry, and they that were with him; |
| 4 | how he entered into the house of God, and ate the showbread, which it was not lawful for him to eat, neither for them that were with him, but only for the priests? |
| 5 | Or have ye not read in the law, that on the sabbath day the priests in the temple profane the sabbath, and are guiltless? |
| 6 | But I say unto you, that one greater than the temple is here. |
| 7 | But if ye had known what this meaneth, I desire mercy, and not sacrifice, ye would not have condemned the guiltless. |
| 8 | For the Son of man is lord of the sabbath. |
| 9 | And he departed thence, and went into their synagogue: |
| 10 | and behold, a man having a withered hand. And they asked him, saying, Is it lawful to heal on the sabbath day? that they might accuse him. |
| 11 | And he said unto them, What man shall there be of you, that shall have one sheep, and if this fall into a pit on the sabbath day, will he not lay hold on it, and lift it out? |
| 12 | How much then is a man of more value than a sheep! Wherefore it is lawful to do good on the sabbath day. |
| 13 | Then saith he to the man, Stretch forth thy hand. And he stretched it forth; and it was restored whole, as the other. |
| 14 | But the Pharisees went out, and took counsel against him, how they might destroy him. |
| 15 | And Jesus perceiving it withdrew from thence: and many followed him; and he healed them all, |
| 16 | and charged them that they should not make him known: |
| 17 | that it might be fulfilled which was spoken through Isaiah the prophet, saying, |
| 18 | Behold, my servant whom I have chosen; My beloved in whom my soul is well pleased: I will put my Spirit upon him, And he shall declare judgment to the Gentiles. |
| 19 | He shall not strive, nor cry aloud; Neither shall any one hear his voice in the streets. |
| 20 | A bruised reed shall he not break, And smoking flax shall he not quench, Till he send forth judgment unto victory. |
| 21 | And in his name shall the Gentiles hope. |
| 22 | Then was brought unto him one possessed with a demon, blind and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the dumb man spake and saw. |
| 23 | And all the multitudes were amazed, and said, Can this be the son of David? |
| 24 | But when the Pharisees heard it, they said, This man doth not cast out demons, but by Beelzebub the prince of the demons. |
| 25 | And knowing their thoughts he said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand: |
| 26 | and if Satan casteth out Satan, he is divided against himself; how then shall his kingdom stand? |
| 27 | And if I by Beelzebub cast out demons, by whom do your sons cast them out? therefore shall they be your judges. |
| 28 | But if I by the Spirit of God cast out demons, then is the kingdom of God come upon you. |
| 29 | Or how can one enter into the house of the strong man, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house. |
| 30 | He that is not with me is against me, and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. |
| 31 | Therefore I say unto you, Every sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men; but the blasphemy against the Spirit shall not be forgiven. |
| 32 | And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him; but whosoever shall speak against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, nor in that which is to come. |
| 33 | Either make the tree good, and its fruit good; or make the tree corrupt, and its fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by its fruit. |
| 34 | Ye offspring of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. |
| 35 | The good man out of his good treasure bringeth forth good things: and the evil man out of his evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. |
| 36 | And I say unto you, that every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. |
| 37 | For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. |
| 38 | Then certain of the scribes and Pharisees answered him, saying, Teacher, we would see a sign from thee. |
| 39 | But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given it but the sign of Jonah the prophet: |
| 40 | for as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the whale; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. |
| 41 | The men of Nineveh shall stand up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for they repented at the preaching of Jonah; and behold, a greater than Jonah is here. |
| 42 | The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the ends of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and behold, a greater than Solomon is here. |
| 43 | But the unclean spirit, when he is gone out of the man, passeth through waterless places, seeking rest, and findeth it not. |
| 44 | Then he saith, I will return into my house whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished. |
| 45 | Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more evil than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man becometh worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this evil generation. |
| 46 | While he was yet speaking to the multitudes, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, seeking to speak to him. |
| 47 | And one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, seeking to speak to thee. |
| 48 | But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? |
| 49 | And he stretched forth his hand towards his disciples, and said, Behold, my mother and my brethren! |
| 50 | For whosoever shall do the will of my Father who is in heaven, he is my brother, and sister, and mother. |
Mark 3
| 1 | And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there who had his hand withered. |
| 2 | And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him. |
| 3 | And he saith unto the man that had his hand withered, Stand forth. |
| 4 | And he saith unto them, Is it lawful on the sabbath day to do good, or to do harm? to save a life, or to kill? But they held their peace. |
| 5 | And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved at the hardening of their heart, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thy hand. And he stretched it forth; and his hand was restored. |
| 6 | And the Pharisees went out, and straightway with the Herodians took counsel against him, how they might destroy him. |
| 7 | And Jesus with his disciples withdrew to the sea: and a great multitude from Galilee followed; and from Judaea, |
| 8 | and from Jerusalem, and from Idumaea, and beyond the Jordan, and about Tyre and Sidon, a great multitude, hearing what great things he did, came unto him. |
| 9 | And he spake to his disciples, that a little boat should wait on him because of the crowd, lest they should throng him: |
| 10 | for he had healed many; insomuch that as many as had plagues pressed upon him that they might touch him. |
| 11 | And the unclean spirits, whensoever they beheld him, fell down before him, and cried, saying, Thou art the Son of God. |
| 12 | And he charged them much that they should not make him known. |
| 13 | And he goeth up into the mountain, and calleth unto him whom he himself would; and they went unto him. |
| 14 | And he appointed twelve, that they might be with him, and that he might send them forth to preach, |
| 15 | and to have authority to cast out demons: |
| 16 | and Simon he surnamed Peter; |
| 17 | and James the son of Zebedee, and John the brother of James; and them he surnamed Boanerges, which is, Sons of thunder: |
| 18 | and Andrew, and Philip, and Bartholomew, and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon the Cananaean, |
| 19 | and Judas Iscariot, who also betrayed him. And he cometh into a house. |
| 20 | And the multitude cometh together again, so that they could not so much as eat bread. |
| 21 | And when his friends heard it, they went out to lay hold on him: for they said, He is beside himself. |
| 22 | And the scribes that came down from Jerusalem said, He hath Beelzebub, and, By the prince of the demons casteth he out the demons. |
| 23 | And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan? |
| 24 | And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand. |
| 25 | And if a house be divided against itself, that house will not be able to stand. |
| 26 | And if Satan hath rise up against himself, and is divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end. |
| 27 | But no one can enter into the house of the strong man, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man; and then he will spoil his house. |
| 28 | Verily I say unto you, All their sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and their blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: |
| 29 | but whosoever shall blaspheme against the Holy Spirit hath never forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin: |
| 30 | because they said, He hath an unclean spirit. |
| 31 | And there come his mother and his brethren; and, standing without, they sent unto him, calling him. |
| 32 | And a multitude was sitting about him; and they say unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee. |
| 33 | And he answereth them, and saith, Who is my mother and my brethren? |
| 34 | And looking round on them that sat round about him, he saith, Behold, my mother and my brethren! |
| 35 | For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother. |
Luke 6
| 1 | Now it came to pass on a sabbath, that he was going through the grainfields; and his disciples plucked the ears, and did eat, rubbing them in their hands. |
| 2 | But certain of the Pharisees said, Why do ye that which it is not lawful to do on the sabbath day? |
| 3 | And Jesus answering them said, Have ye not read even this, what David did, when he was hungry, he, and they that were with him; |
| 4 | how he entered into the house of God, and took and ate the showbread, and gave also to them that were with him; which it is not lawful to eat save for the priests alone? |
| 5 | And he said unto them, The Son of man is lord of the sabbath. |
| 6 | And it came to pass on another sabbath, that he entered into the synagogue and taught: and there was a man there, and his right hand was withered. |
| 7 | And the scribes and the Pharisees watched him, whether he would heal on the sabbath; that they might find how to accuse him. |
| 8 | But he knew their thoughts; and he said to the man that had his hand withered, Rise up, and stand forth in the midst. And he arose and stood forth. |
| 9 | And Jesus said unto them, I ask you, Is it lawful on the sabbath to do good, or to do harm? to save a life, or to destroy it? |
| 10 | And he looked round about on them all, and said unto him, Stretch forth thy hand. And he did so: and his hand was restored. |
| 11 | But they were filled with madness; and communed one with another what they might do to Jesus. |
| 12 | And it came to pass in these days, that he went out into the mountain to pray; and he continued all night in prayer to God. |
| 13 | And when it was day, he called his disciples; and he chose from them twelve, whom also he named apostles: |
| 14 | Simon, whom he also named Peter, and Andrew his brother, and James and John, and Philip and Bartholomew, |
| 15 | and Matthew and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Simon who was called the Zealot, |
| 16 | and Judas the son of James, and Judas Iscariot, who became a traitor; |
| 17 | and he came down with them, and stood on a level place, and a great multitude of his disciples, and a great number of the people from all Judaea and Jerusalem, and the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, who came to hear him, and to be healed of their diseases; |
| 18 | and they that were troubled with unclean spirits were healed. |
| 19 | And all the multitude sought to touch him; for power came forth from him, and healed them all. |
| 20 | And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed are ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God. |
| 21 | Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh. |
| 22 | Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. |
| 23 | Rejoice in that day, and leap for joy: for behold, your reward is great in heaven; for in the same manner did their fathers unto the prophets. |
| 24 | But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation. |
| 25 | Woe unto you, ye that are full now! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you, ye that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep. |
| 26 | Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for in the same manner did their fathers to the false prophets. |
| 27 | But I say unto you that hear, Love your enemies, do good to them that hate you, |
| 28 | bless them that curse you, pray for them that despitefully use you. |
| 29 | To him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and from him that taketh away thy cloak withhold not thy coat also. |
| 30 | Give to every one that asketh thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again. |
| 31 | And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise. |
| 32 | And if ye love them that love you, what thank have ye? for even sinners love those that love them. |
| 33 | And if ye do good to them that do good to you, what thank have ye? for even sinners do the same. |
| 34 | And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? even sinners lend to sinners, to receive again as much. |
| 35 | But love your enemies, and do them good, and lend, never despairing; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be sons of the Most High: for he is kind toward the unthankful and evil. |
| 36 | Be ye merciful, even as your Father is merciful. |
| 37 | And judge not, and ye shall not be judged: and condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: release, and ye shall be released: |
| 38 | give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, shall they give into your bosom. For with what measure ye mete it shall be measured to you again. |
| 39 | And he spake also a parable unto them, Can the blind guide the blind? shall they not both fall into a pit? |
| 40 | The disciple is not above his teacher: but every one when he is perfected shall be as his teacher. |
| 41 | And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? |
| 42 | Or how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me cast out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote that is in thy brother's eye. |
| 43 | For there is no good tree that bringeth forth corrupt fruit; nor again a corrupt tree that bringeth forth good fruit. |
| 44 | For each tree is known by its own fruit. For of thorns men do not gather figs, nor of a bramble bush gather they grapes. |
| 45 | The good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and the evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth that which is evil: for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh. |
| 46 | And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say? |
| 47 | Every one that cometh unto me, and heareth my words, and doeth them, I will show you to whom he is like: |
| 48 | he is like a man building a house, who digged and went deep, and laid a foundation upon the rock: and when a flood arose, the stream brake against that house, and could not shake it: because it had been well builded. |
| 49 | But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that built a house upon the earth without a foundation; against which the stream brake, and straightway it fell in; and the ruin of that house was great. |
God's Word Right Now
When I lie down, I say, When shall I arise, and the night be gone? And I am full of tossings to and fro unto the dawning of the day.Job 7:4